But He’s an Honest Manslut

= OCTOBER 31 – 11:06pm =

Emma 🧚🏠
Misha Tuesday 🎹

= OCTOBER 31 – 11:08pm =

❗ @sigmisha followed you

= OCTOBER 31 – 11:54pm – Elliott Parker =

Elliott Hey. Everything go okay with Misha?
Emma Yeah, he was sweet.
Elliott Oh thank fuck
Elliott Uhh…I didn’t mean that the way it sounded. Or looked.
Elliott I should stop drinking now
Emma Okay…but now I have to ask. What were you expecting?
Elliott I dunno. I mean…it’s not a secret that Misha sleeps around
Elliott I just wanted to make sure he was…respectful, I guess
Emma He was. Thanks for checking though. 😊


= November 1 – 10:36am – 💖 The Girls 💖 =

Chloe emmmm i’m so sorry i ditched u last nite
Chloe but. i cannot believe u havent said anything about HIMMMMM 🚨🚨🚨
Emma
Vi OMG, what happened
Chloe HIM. do u want me to tell her?!
Emma I met a nice guy and he walked me home. It’s not that big a deal.
Vi SHE MET A NICE GUY!
Chloe a “nice guy”???? girl ur crazy
Vi Wait, what?
Emma Chloe…
Chloe It was misha sokolov lmaoooooooo
Vi THE PARTY GOD??!?!
Vi
Vi so after he walked you home………..was it as good as the rumors say
Emma I didn’t invite him up.
Emma …What do the rumors say?
Chloe lol bullshit
Vi LOLLL seriously? You weren’t even curious??
Chloe he’s slept with half the sorority sisters on campus or smth and they ALL gave him five stars
Emma He didn’t even ASK to come up.
Chloe …oh, emma
Vi WTF
Chloe he doesn’t deserve u anyway
Vi Fuck him
Emma He did ask me out though. Kind of? I’m not sure if it’s a date.
Vi
Chloe ??? emma that is HUGE
Emma You guys just said he fucks anything that moves, and now being asked out on a MAYBE date is huge?
Chloe yeah, fucks them, not dates them
Vi This girl in my comms class bragged about sleeping with him TWICE like she won the lottery. No date.
Chloe maybe he’s learning to recognize quality 😭 our little emma is growing up 😭😭😭

= November 1 – 10:47am =

❗ @AdrianCalloway followed you

= November 1 – 11:03am – Elliott Parker =

Emma Hey, um. Sleeps around like, how much? Be honest.
Elliott
Elliott
Elliott …A lot.
Elliott But he acted differently with you.
Emma Different how?
Elliott I’ve never seen him listen to ANYONE without looking like he would rather be in bed, one way or another…
Elliott Except last night.
Emma Hmm.
Emma What’s Adrian Calloway’s deal? He just sent me a friend request.

= November 1 – 11:11am – 💖 The Girls 💖 =

Emma So…should I go on this maybe-date, or not?
Chloe GOGOGO
Vi Go if you want. Just be careful.
Vi I don’t trust Sigmas
Vi Everyone knows Adrian Calloway is a pompous prick
Vi And I heard Dylan Kane almost got expelled for blowing up a lab. Intentionally.
Chloe but Jacob Choi is a cutie patootie
Chloe with a nice patootie
Emma You know I was a TA with Elliott Parker, right? He’s great.
Vi I guess that’s true…
Chloe and misha is a manslut but he’s an honest manslut. probably??
Chloe my friend slept with him and she said he said up front it was a no strings thing. but he carried her up the stairs, lol. and ordered her pizza after
Chloe …but he didn’t ask her out
Chloe only u!!
Chloe u have to do it
Chloe for science

= November 1 – 12:04pm – Elliott Parker =

Elliott Adrian is sharp. He challenges people. On purpose.
Emma Yeah, I could kind of see that.
Emma Not exactly what I expect from a guy who’s read the Oz series and is willing to say so.
Emma But…if you heard Misha asked a girl out instead of sleeping with her, how would you read that?
Elliott Um
Elliott …Sorry, I really don’t want to get involved. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Emma Yeah, I get it. Thanks, El. You’re probably a better brother than the Sigs deserve.
Elliott It’s so nice that someone finally sees it. 🥲

Author’s Note

Just thought y’all deserved a little treat for being so good. 💜

Next update is Tuesday the 11th as we shift into a regular Tuesday/Friday schedule. Stay tuned!